“Off My Tits on M&S Picky Bits” Engraved Acacia Serving Board

Make picky tea night even better with this cheeky engraved acacia wood serving board, featuring the phrase:

“Off My Tits on M&S Picky Bits”

Perfect for piling high with your favourite nibbles, cheeses, charcuterie, dips and party snacks, this generously sized board makes a fun centrepiece for evenings in, entertaining friends or putting together the ultimate picky tea.

Made from beautiful acacia wood, every board features its own natural variation in grain, knots and colouring. The wording is permanently laser engraved into the wood rather than printed or applied as vinyl, giving the board a durable, high-quality finish.

Product details:

Solid acacia wood serving board

Laser engraved design

Approx. 45cm x 28cm

Approx. 1.6cm thick

Integrated handle with hanging hole

Natural wood grain and colouring

Ideal for picky bits, cheese, charcuterie and grazing food

Great funny gift for birthdays, Christmas, housewarmings and couples

Each board is naturally unique

Care instructions:

Hand wash only using mild soapy water and dry immediately. Do not soak or put in a dishwasher.

As acacia is a natural material, grain patterns, knots and colour variations will differ between individual boards.